Google Boggle

So according to Google Zeitgeist, the most popular searches of last week were:

1. elin nordegren
2. ryder cup
3. deal or no deal
4. america's next top model
5. tmx elmo

Your job is to create a limerick including all of them. Best entry receives a year's free subscription to The Philosophers' Playground.

My attempt:

Elin Nordegren is the wife of Tiger,
Who just finished playing in the Ryder,
her nude pics, deal or no,
had folks tickling more than Elmo,
If she's not the next top model he should hide her.

Top that.