The Next Ten Plagues

My Fellow Comedists,

Lest any of the faithful lose power this weekend, we're moving the comedist post up a day because of the storm. It has indeed been quite a run for us lately: earthquakes, hurricanes, the candidacy of Rick Perry. It seems like we may be looking at the next ten plagues. So, if these are the first three, what should we expect as the following seven? Replacing Jim Lehrer with Octomom? Others that bring should bring shudders to our collective spine?