Unanswered Questions

My Fellow Comedists,

This weekend, let's ask questions we don't want answered.

If someone who speaks with the dead is a medium, is a midget who communicates with the deceased an extra small?

If someone wins an award as dental hygienist of the year, do they get their plaque removed?

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom" wouldn't "bomb" be more appropriately pronounced "boom"?

What are questions you don't want answred?

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve