The Admiral Fell Inn

My Fellow Comedists,

Taking advantage of one of the days when my semester is over but the short people are still in school, TheWife and I went down to Fells Point.  At its heart is an establishment named after the namesake of the neighborhood, a business with one of the best names ever -- the Admiral Fell Inn.  Seems like a good excuse for a comedist post.

What are other great business names?  My inner-3rd grader has always chuckled at Johnson Controls.  I can understand the need to contract that out.

Others?

Live, laugh, and love,

Irreverend Steve