Tomorrow is Mencken day at the Enoch Pratt Library, honoring one of the great intellects of Baltimore. Who would be the modern day version of H.L. Mencken? Is there a writer who is smart, ascerbic, conservative, and wry? P.J. O'Rourke? Too flat. Jonah Goldberg? Not smart or clever enough. Ann Coulter? Too...well, Ann Coulter. Who would be the contemporary version of Mencken?