Saturday, May 12, 2007

Passing the Plate: Mothers' Day Edition

Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,

It is that time again. Time to ask for donations and pass the donation plate. While most congregation ask for money, Comedists ask for something much more precious -- jokes. Lest you are worried that the jokes will be used inappropriately and you'll see your good Irreverend Steve driving around in a long Cadillac with a rubber chicken on the hood, you can be rest assured that we only use the jokes we need to keep the new religion growing and that we are quite generous in sending the rest to humor challenged areas around the world.

In honor of Mothers' Day, today's theme will be "yo mama" jokes. Here are a few of my favorites:

Yo mama's so short she models for trophies.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they told her "no professionals."

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama's so old that when she went to school, there was no history class.

Yo mama's so dumb it took her six hours to put a bag of M&Ms in alphabetical order.
So, what are your favorites?

To my mom, whom I love very dearly and who always made sure that I didn't take myself too seriously -- especially after a certain haircut (think Princess Leia)-- and to all of those mothers out there...and to all of you who are just called mothers...thank you for all the love, all the care, and for putting up with our nonsense for all these years.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve