Passing the Plate: Particle Physics Edition

Brothers, Sisters, and Transgender Comedists Everywhere,

So the folks at CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider and the world has failed to end. In celebration of our continued physical existence, this weekend let's pass the plate for physics jokes.

For those new to the Playground. Other religions ask for donations of money, but Comedists request that you tithe jokes.

My absolute favorite I heard from SteveD years ago:

Did you hear about the new quantum mechanical nightclub? It's called the h bar.

And then there's the old classic:

A young atom runs home shouting "Mom, Mom, I've lost an electron." The mother atom says, "Are you sure?" "Yes," replies the young atom, "I'm positive."

Dig deep, people. Your favorite physics jokes. Just be aware that anyone who says "nukular" will be excommunicated.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve