Passing the Plate: Birthday Edition

My Fellow Comedists,

Today is my birthday, so let's pass the plate. Other religions asks for monetary donations, but Comedists tithe jokes. This time around, let's do birthday jokes.

My offering:

It was Sol Rosenberg's 94th birthday and his friends at the nursing home thought it would be funny to send a call girl to his room. Sol hears a knock at his door and a beautiful woman walks in and tells him, "I'm here to give you super sex." Sol looks up and says, "Thank you very much, I'll take the soup."

Yours? Be generous, dig deep.

Live, laugh, and love,

Irreverend Steve