Passing the Plate: Wedding Edition

My Fellow Comedists,

It's time to solicit donations again. Other churches ask for money, but Comedists tithe jokes.

We had the royal wedding this week, but this weekend, one of our own -- Jeff Maynes -- is tying the knot. So in his honor, let's do wedding or marriage jokes.

My favorites:

From Rita Rudner, "Men who wear earrings are particularly well suited to marriage, they've experienced pain and bought jewelery."

From Groucho: "Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

From Rodney Dangerfield, "My wife and i were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

Give generously.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve