Funniest Commencement Speech

My Fellow Comedists,

It's that day again, when I can walk around campus in a bright yellow dress and not get funny looks. When someone asked me how long the commencement ceremony lasts, I replied three weeks...or so it seems. Nothing works better at these occasions than a funny speaker.

Here's Conan (yes, the Amartya Sen joke kills me)

Other funny commencement addresses?

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve