Manna from Comedy Heaven

My Fellow Comedists,

You know, you hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, but sometimes the Cosmic Comic sends a set-up so easy you wish for a challenge. Crotch shots by Congressman Wiener. The only thing easier IS Congressman Wiener. It leads to the obvious question, what is the easiest set-up you ever received.

I was teaching an ethics class and discussing the difference between moral precepts and social mores. When a student asked "Steve, what are mores?" I simply responded, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a more."

What's the easiest set up you ever got?

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve