Olympic Pun-Off

Brothers, Sisters, and Transgendered Comedists Everywhere,

In honor of the opening of the summer Olympiad, we get in the spirit with our own competition. It is the Olympic pun-off. Worst sporting pun get Oy-limpic gold.

My entries:

Have you heard of the new Spanish sport that involves eating twenty-six bowls of custard. It's called the maraflan.

There's a new winter sport that combines hockey and the luge. It's called hock a lugie.

Top that, my friends.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve