Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Pity Party: Who Do You Feel Sorry For Today?

I feel sorry for Dick Durbin. Having your intellectual property stolen by George Allen is like getting mugged by Steven Hawking.

On that note, I feel sorry for Macaques. Being associated with George Allen is a terrible insult to one's primate status. What's next in his move to court bigoted voters, is he going to pick on the Rhesus monkeys and take a stand against inter-racial marriage?

I feel sorry for Idina Menzel. Sure she won a Tony Award for playing the Wicked Witch, but Katherine Harris got to go to Congress.

Speaking of Oz, I feel sorry for the crocs down under. For years they saved face by saying the guy was untouchable.

Who do you feel sorry for today?