Saturday, June 06, 2009

Passing the Plate: Sports Edition

My Fellow Comedists,

I'm late with this weekend's Comedist post because of swim lessons, a soccer game, and a little league game. So, let's pass the plate, sporting style. Other religions ask for monetary donations, but in Comedism we tithe jokes. So, my friend, dig deep, give generously.

My donation:

In grad school, the philosophy department had a softball team. we called ourselves the "Home Platonists."

The abnormal psychology instructor having lectured on manic depression asks his class, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "Bobby Knight?"

Your turn.

Live, love, and laugh,

Irreverend Steve