Saturday, April 24, 2010

Passing the Plate: Exam Jokes

My Fellow Comedists,

It's that time again. Most religions ask you to donate money, but Comedists tithe jokes. Since we are only a week out from final exams, let's do school and exam jokes. My contributions:

A teacher was wrapping up the last day of class by discussing the final exam. Being stern, he said there would be no excuses for not showing up on time, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

A student interrupts the physics professor's lecture with the one question all professors hate, "Why do I need to know this?" the professor looks at the young man and asks what his major is. "Pre-med," he replies. "Then the answer would be that you need to know this to saves lives." "And how exactly does knowing physics saves lives?" he asks with a snotty attitude. "It keep morons like you from becoming doctors," the professor replied.

Your favorites? Give generously.

Live, love, and laugh.

Irreverend Steve