Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Pity Party: Who Do You Feel Sorry For?

I feel sorry for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Having to wait to see if the Senate passed a no confidence resolution against you. Man, that had to be torture. No one should have to go through that.

I feel sorry for the guy who (purportedly) supplied Barry Bonds with his steroids. The man is the Karl Rove of baseball, but where are his headlines?

I feel sorry for Mike Gravel. Not because he has no chance of getting the Democratic nomination for President, but because Al Sharpton is to Mike Gravel as Dick York is to Dick Sargent. It's got to be tough to be the New Coke of the 2008 Democratic Presidential contenders.

So, who do you feel sorry for today?